sodamnrelatable:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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(Source: strongestmeme, via suspend)

gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

(via gnarly)

grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

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when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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(via shouldnt)

phobias:

it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 

(via ashtray-princess)

efapping:

i dont remember this episode of spongebob :l

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

(via sickxdisgusting)

"You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in."
Eliezer Yudkowsky (via girlmoss)

(Source: abundance-mine, via ashtray-princess)

mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
me: video gaem
mom: no vid game, child.
me: money
mom: 4 what
me: for video gm ae
mom: outsmarted agen

lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

(via feat)

(Source: sirheisenberg, via final-stand)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via final-stand)

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